Monday, November 27, 2017

Beef Wellington

Four pound tenderloin well salted and seared in oil, with sauted mushrooms.  Wrap the roast in layers of sliced proscuitto.  Roll up the entire thing in pastry dough and seal up the ends.  Cooks in the oven in under one hour.  Brussel sprouts optional.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Japanese Raccoon Dog

Yes, the flying raccoon costume from Mario is real.  Look how fat.  #TrashPanda

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Three Bunnies Laid Out on the Grass

They're watching the clouds sail by and seeing carrots in them.  On a serious note, putting rabbits on their back puts them in a trance-like state.  It's up to the individual to decide the ethics of doing such a thing.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Bacon-quilted Turkey

Pepper the bacon and spread it across the surface of the turkey like a quilt.  To make certain the turkey skin browns in the oven, remove the bacon layers halfway through cooking.  The bacon will burn to crisps long before the bird is done.